COMMENTARY: Wii U LESS POWERFUL THAN 360?

Killa:

Hello, console players.

I heard the Wii U will be less powerful than even the 360. How pathetic.

Really? You are all pathetic to be playing videogames in those little silly boxes that age like milk. I hear the next Xbox will be another Wii, and the PS4…well, who cares.

I’m here to speak to you about the wonderful world of PC gaming.

While you guys have to wait five years for “new” graphics to come along, we get them…right now!