COMMUNITY: The 2012 System Wars Awards (SWA’s) Begin Voting

The annual System Wars Awards are back, and voting has commenced on the winners of this year’s self-congratulatory celebration. The election is being monitored by none of other than the current System Wars King, DarkLink77. During his speech to the forum opening the votes, he congratulated all the volunteers that made the awards possible.

A King is many things.

He is powerful.

He is respected.

He is absolute.

And on System Wars, he is elected.

The System Wars Awards is a special tradition here on GameSpot. And it would be a damn shame if we didn’t have it this year. And, moreover, I would be a terrible King if I allowed us to go without, especially considering that so much of this board has been clamoring for the SWAs.

So, what better way to start the new year than with an unplanned resurrection that celebrates all that is great (and not so great) about this forum? Because that’s what the System Wars Awards is. It’s about the community. It sheds light on our greatest posters, on our best threads, on the most delicious ownage. And those are the things System Wars is all about.

But I couldn’t have done this alone. It was a huge task, one that came as a result of two seperate groups of people getting together to make the impossible possible. So, with that said, please join me in thanking the following posters:

Stevo_the_gamer (for his stunning design skills)

Blabadon (for helping me write the awards themselves)

Badosh

charizard1605

freedomfreak

funsohng

CaseyWegner

timmy00

verbtex

MusicalMac

This would not have been possible without the hard work of each and every person on this list, and all of us involved hope you enjoy seeing the Awards come back as much as we did making it happen.

- DarkLink77, King of System Wars, out.

To vote on the awards, you must be a Gamespot user that has made at least 250 posts and have a Gamespot Level of 10 or above. You can not vote for yourself, make blank votes, and follow the format set by the categories.

THE CATEGORIES

Special Achievements

The “My Name + Some Numbers = Awesome” Award for Best Username:

The “I Don’t Even Know Your Username Anymore, to Be Honest” Award for Best Avatar:

The “I Don’t Want to Be Aroused on a Gaming Forum, Dammit!” Award for Best Sig:

The “Bad Poetry + Pretty Pictures = Win” Award for Best Designer/Artist:

The “Well, I Read It for the Articles” Award for Best Blog:

The “Damn, Premature Detonation” Award for Best Hype Thread:

The “We Will Never Forget” Award for Most Legendary Thread:

The “You Know What I Call a Thread With 1000 Posts? Tuesday.” Award for Best Thread Creator:

The “But Does It Have Da Foliage?” Award for Best System Wars Meme:

The “All of My Enemies Have Conspired Against Me” Award for Best System Wars Bet:

The “Gambling’s a Funny Business, Kids. Sometimes You Lose” Award for Best System Wars Better:

The “My Hobby? Resurrection” Award for Best User Who Came Back from the Dead:

The “Banned? Nah, He’s Totally Still Here” Award for Best User Who Was Banned This Year:

THE System Wars AWARDS:

The “Lord Spamalot” Award for User Who (Almost) Posts Too Much:

The “And Like That… He’s Gone” Award for User Who Should Post More:

The “How’s That Novel Coming, Bro?” Award for Best Writer:

The “/Thread” Award for Best Debater:

The “Connoisseur” Award for Finest Taste:

The “Tom McShea” Award for Finest Community Reviewer:

The “Klass Act” Award for Classiest User:

The “Grand Master Lulz” Award for Funniest User:

The “Climbing in Your Window, Snatching Your People Up” Award for Most Outgoing/Crazy User:

The “I Hope He’s the One that Bans Me” Award for Best Mod:

The “No One Man Should Have All That Power” Award for User Who Should Be a Mod:

The “Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica” Award for Most Factual User:

The “Did He Seriously Just Start Talking About Ludonarrative Dissonance?” Award for Most Intelligent User:

The “Like A Fine Wine” Award for Best Member of the System Wars Old Guard:

The “You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid” Award for Best New User:

The “You Know His Name” Award for Most Respected User:

System Wars King/Queen:

The “YOUR WINNER!” Dubious Honors

The “Michael Patcher” Award for Worst Predictions:

The “Your Posts Didn’t Make Me Want to Throw Up This Year. Congrats.” Award for Most Improved User:

The “Barrel Scraper” Award for Special Recognition in the Field of Hyping Terrible Games/Systems:

The “Yo, I’m Real Happy for You, and I’mma Let You Finish, But…” Award for Biggest Ego:

The “8.8″ Award for Biggest Flop of the Year:

The “Post That Thread One More Goddamn Time, I Dare You” Award for Most Overdone Thread Topic:

The “Spec Ops: The Line” Award for Biggest Change in Personality:

The “Son, You’ve Got a Condition” Award for User Most Likely to Go Off-Topic:

The “Fox News” Award for Most Committed, Slavish Devotion to a Game, Developer, Brand or System:

The “Like A (Broken) Record, Baby” Award for Worst Posting Gimmick:

The “Just… Just Stop” Award for Worst Thread Creator:

The “Do You Even Lift?” Award for Best Rage Moment:

The “You Really Should Write a Novel, Bro” Award for User Most Likely To Write A TL;DR-Worthy Post:

The “Needs Moar Charts” Award for Best Troll:

The “LOL I TROLL YOU” Award for Worst Troll:

The “arbitor365″ Award for Mastery in the Art of Self-Ownage:

Platform Awards

The “Girlfriend? Can I Buy One On Steam?” Award for Biggest PC Aficionado:

The “Still Waiting for that AAAAE” Award for Biggest Xbox360 Aficionado:

The “Even When We Lose the MetaGame, We Win. SDC, B!tches” Award for Biggest Sony Aficionado:

The” “F*ck Your HD… Wait, Nevermind” Award for Biggest Nintendo Aficionado:

The “You Don’t Have a Vita? F*cking Casual” Award for a Genuine Manticore:

Below are the threads for past SWA’s:

SWA History

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